"Do you want to hear the bad news first," the attorney asked, "or the really bad news?"
"Give me the bad news first," the man said.
"Your wife found a picture worth half a million dollars."
"If that's the bad news," the fellow said, "I can't wait to hear the really bad news!"
"The really bad news is that it's a picture of you and your secretary."
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